These are some funny quotes from our classroom this year!
"I have a little head, but it has a lot of brains in it!" -Ethan
"We should put a zip line in our classroom!" -Gunnar Ms. Reese: "Did we have a great week or what?" Mariah: "Yeah baby!" Ms. Reese: "Make sure you show your weekly behavior report to your parents! Even if it isn't good. Don't try to hide it. Why do you think it is a bad idea to hide it?" Class Answers: "That is lying to your parents! You will get into more trouble." Ms. Reese: "That's right! It is lying and then you would be in double trouble. One for lying and two for making red choices at school." Ethan: (puts both hands up in the air and says) " I surrender! " I was reminding the class that the next day was "Crazy Hair Day" when one of my young men said, "I am not doing crazy hair. I am going to just stay handsome!" -Gunnar (This conversation took place while we walked into the lunchroom one day) Ms. Reese: "It smells mighty nummy in here!" Sawyer: "Yea. You should eat the school's lunch today." Ms. Reese: "I wish I could!" Sawyer: "Why can't you?" Ms. Reese: "Because I'm on a diet." Sawyer: "You're always on a diet, and so is Ms. Cleveland." (We were watching a Kids National Geographic video clip of a seal riding on the back of a Sea Turtle when this was said) Ms. Reese: "Look at that seal! He is getting a free ride down to the ocean on the turtle's back!" Ethan: "Yeah! LIKE A BOSS!" Mariah had just finished writing about her cats in her journal. She was laughing as she told me that her cats "fluff" her pillow at night. I followed by asking her this question: Ms. Reese: "How old are your cats? Are they baby kittens or adult cats? Mariah: "No they are not adults. One is a baby and one is a teenager." Riley had a cast on his arm when he said this to Mrs. Heidi ( a paraprofessional helping him get his jacket over his cast, before recess): Riley: Are you "gonna" get this done yet? I "gotta" go! He was smirking when he said this and was totally joking. It was so funny! Mariah and Trey I was helping Mariah find her mitten in her backpack when I came upon a "Hello Kitty" book of hers. I said to her, "Oh, Hello Kitty! I love those books." I'm going to read your book while you are at recess! She looked at me with big eyes and said, "That's my diary! My rituals would blow your mind!" I could not hold my laughter in! Then it got even better! Trey was also in the room getting ready. He piped in and said, "I wouldn't read that! It's probably full of girl stuff! Like makeup and all that junk! I'm going out to recess!" Gunnar: "I remember when you came to watch me at the wrestling tournament! I was kind of umm, getting my butt kicked!" Jacob: I know where Sawyer lives. Ms. Reese: Oh yea? Where is that? Jacob: He lives in the woods! (Jacob was referring to living in the country!) The kids were having a conversation about the type of house they will have when they grow up. I was being goofy and had explained the type of house I will have when I "grow up." After I explained my house, Ethan piped in and said the following: "No Ms. Reese; you are going to be in a NURSING HOME!" Right before I left the classroom to go coach a game, my students asked how my team could play softball when it was snowing and freezing outside! I said that we just had to deal with it and play ball! After that, Sawyer pipes in and says, "Have fun with that!" |